"GOTCHA !!"

Setelah kami selidiki lebih lanjut tentang keberadaan Gempis didunia maya,ternyata Gempis masih diminati oleh kalangan orang tua,muda-mudi,anak kecil,laki-bini.Buktinya saja banyak dari Fans Gempis yang tertangkap basah oleh kamera sedang membuka Blog Gempis.
Ini dia liputannya :

G.Abay : "Wah ketauan nih ya lagi buka blog Gempis,emang kenapa kok buka blog Gempis ?"
Virni :"Gw suka aja postingannya tuh lucu-lucu banget,menyegarkan otak kita kalo lagi stress,hehehe."
Acha :"Bener-bener Gokil abeeesss dah pokoknya,Blog Gempis emang paling keren."
G.Abay :"Sabar cha satu-satu,hehehe.Makasih ya udah mau bincang-bincang."


G.Dika : "Nah ayo lagi ngapain nih ? lagi buka blog Gempis ya ?"
Dinda :"Hahaha iya nih,lagi bete gw sama pelajaran tadi jadinya gw buka blog Gempis aja biar bete gw ilang."
G.Dika :"Emangnya kalo buka blog Gempis bisa bikin bete ilang?"
Dinda :"Asal tau aja ya,blog Gempis itu paling keren seantero jagat,beneran dah."
G.Dika :(Aduh Lebay nih).

G.Ryan :"Melikum,lagi ngapain nih? buka blog Gempis ye ?hehehe."
Tyas :"Iya nih,katanya ada Postingan baru lagi."
G.Ryan :"Kalo boleh tau Postingan yang paling lo suka yang mana si?"
Tyas :"Gw tuh suka yang ada Wiro Sablengnya sumpah itu kocak abis,sama yang Enemy Of Gempis."
G.Ryan :"Oke deh."

G.Abay :"Hayoooo loooooo lagi buka apaa ?"
Ahong :"Lagi buka blog Gempis nih,kata temen-temen blog nya Gokiil Abeeeesss,eh ternyata emang beneran Gokiiil,maklum Fans baru,hehehe."
G.Dika :"Gimana bagus ga postingannya ? apa cuma biasa aja ?"
Wally :"Kereeeen Bangeet (Lebay),gw aja daritadi ngakak liat si Wiro sama si Butoy,hehehe."
G.Ryan :"Pesan buat blog Gempis apa nih ?"
Ahong :"Harus tetap kocak,harus tambah lucu,munculin lagi ide kreatif."
Wally :"Udah keren si jadi gw dukung terus Gempis."


Disuatu tempat,Gempis ingin mewawancarai salah seorang wanita yg misterius.Wanita itu minta dirahasiakan identitasnya tanpa ada alasan yg jelas.


G.Abay :"Mba lagi apa ? buka blog Gempis ya ?
Noname :"Mmmmmm..."
G.Dika :"Aduh kok diem aja si mba ?"
Noname :"Aaaaaammm..."
G.Ryan :"Aaaa mmm aaaa mmm aja si mba."
Noname :"Mau ngapain si lo bertiga ? mau wawancara ? jangan sekarang gw lagi ngeliat blog Gempis,gw paling ga suka kalo diganggu waktu liat blog Gempis.Soalnya gw mimpi bisa ketemu mereka bertiga,mereka itu IDOLA gw."
Gempis : "!@#$%^&*)(!@#$%^&*!@#$%^&."


Sekian wawancara kami bertiga kepada Fans Gempis yg ditemui diberbagai warnet di Jakarta.


Bagi yang ingin mendapatkan souvenir atau pernak-pernik sebagai tanda kenang-kenangan dari kami,bisa mengirimkan foto dengan Blog Gempis sebagai latar belakangnya ke e-mail ini : gempisworld@gmail.com

For you guys!

1. Don't hug her friends or your friends that are girls cause she'll feel left out.

2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.

3. Hug her from behind.

4. Leave her voice messages to wake up.

5. Wrestle with her.

6. Don't go hang out with your ex when shes not with you, you might not realize how badly it hurts her.

7. If you're talking to another girl, when you're done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her.... let her know she's yours and they aren't.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi"..and not just at night after you've already been out with other girls.

9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10. Play with her hair.

11. Pick her up

12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn't like it.

13. Make her laugh, if you can make her laugh, you can make her do anything.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16. If you care about her, then tell her.

17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal(she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (she'll treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile.

20. Hang out with her on weekends.

21. Kiss her in the rain.

22. If your listening to music, let her listen too.

23. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if it's simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER. it's the thought that counts.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy.)

25. Girl don't necessarily have to have hour-long conversations every night, but it's nice for them to hear your voice even for a quick hello.

26. Give her what she wants

27. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

28. Tell her she's beautiful, she needs to know her striving is working.

29. Hang out with her whenever you are free and u should be free to hang with your girlfriend all the time

30. If u care about her...SHOW it!

GEMPIS tes SIMAK UI di PISANGAN

Wow !! Kayaknya kami bertiga bakalan pulang kampung ke Pisangan nih,hehehe.Kayaknya ini pertanda bagus buat GEMPIS soalnya didukung oleh ribuan rakyat Pisangan.Kami juga ngga akan menyia-nyiakan kesempatan emas ini apalagi kita tesnya di kandang sendiri.

AYO GEMPIS SEMANGAT !!! INI KANDANG KITA !!! PASTI BISA nyontek !!!